blastortoise:

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that

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youaintshitok:

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.

That makes it a plant.

Chocolate is salad.

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astound:

SO HARD NOT TO DANCE WHEN YOU HAVE EARPHONES ON WALKING BY YOURSELF

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nyupanties:

im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look

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